LOL I just saw this on a forum…

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both
male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
November to mid-December. Female reindeers retain their antlers
till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
Santa ‘s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen,
had to be a girl.

We should ‘ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man
in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get
lost.